danishotterthanthefire:

This little chase is actually the most adorable thing ever

phllplster:

sarcasticphan asked: make me choose - the photobooth challenge or tumblr tag?

(Source: danizntonfire)

phantasticphil:

ironicallyrad:

"any embarrassing stories that happen while you’re filming?"

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tHAT IS HIS ULTIMATE “shit that was gay” fACE AND HE DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING, BLESS 

tags: incredible +
Artist:
AmazingPhil ft. Jim Chapman
Track:
Phil and Jim "Eating Play-Doh"
Plays:
46,945 plays

danisnotonfire:

i thought i detected sexual undertones in this video

tags: fuCK + did dan really post this? hahaha + where did he get the audio even from + i cant get over the fact he posted this audio on his blog + he's one of us :'] + (im jk) but this is slightly fanboyish with accusatory vibes i love this +

weareallmeowhere:

The three of them will be the death of me! Happy One Million Phil  (>^_^)> *have some cake too*

tags: look at them being all supportive and there for phil + ughhhh + T__T +

pencilcrown:

Congratulations to @AmazingPhil for having 1M followers! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

tags: ;__; +

aperriently-so:

Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus

oreophxn:

so today i went to visit an old friend (a crabs sign) on the way to the BBC to drop off a bag for dan and phil (it had a short letter, oreos and a leather snapback in it). on the way there i actually met dan and phil and so i just gave the bag to them in person and they recognised me by my twitter username!! (OreoPhan)
dan said it was an honour to meet me and to “keep being funny on the internet” and i just kinda stood there like “(you’re real)”

(me and dan look kinda strange bc we were pulling away from the hug in that photo)

damndanhowell:

idk why i found this so funny but i did

(Source: lestears)

tags: imagine him having sexual dan dreams +

(Source: gettingmildlysuggestive)

danhowellsbitch:

Was that necessary Dan?

Dan and Phil at PopShack

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